Watch this. For the love of god you will not regret watching this.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
I feel like I just listened to Welcome To NightVale.
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now